Bill Belichick Shot Kyle Van Noy In The Face With A Paintball Gun

What are the New England Patriots up to at this point of the offseason? It seems like they are playing paintball. Yes, you read that right. The Patriots played paintball on Monday, and it was crazy. Head coach Bill Belichick was there, too. Everyone had fun, except for linebacker Kyle Van Noy.

“I got hit, I’m telling you,” Van Noy said. “This paintball hit me in the mask, and the mask hit my tooth and my s- still hurts.”

Dont’a Hightower teased Van Noy a bit later, and actually made him tell everyone who did it. “Bill got my a**,” Van Noy admitted.

Van Noy has been really busy lately. He spent a day with foster kids and their families, and his wife Marissa helped him make someone’s day better.

“It was challenging,” Van Noy said. “They have the little bunny hills, as people would say for skiing, then the black diamonds. I made it to the blue level, and I think that was enough for me. Honestly, the kids had a great time, and I had a good time razzing them.

“People graze over this month a bit, and we just want to shed a light on it and show that foster care matters. People matter.

“That’s to all the families, the parents, the kids, the people that are in social work,” his wife Marissa added. “The whole community.”

“It’s just so fun to get to know people and build relationships. For them too, it’s confidence,” Kyle said. “Just seeing their confidence of working together, getting stuck in a certain situation and cheering each other on or razzing me getting stuck. Just little things like that to get away and have a good time, it really is a blessing.”

Van Noy is one of most vocal supporters of New England. And Max Kellerman is the loudest critic. Remember the time when this Wikipedia page said his pet was named Max Kellerman?

“Van Noy was a communications major at BYU,” the Patriots’ Wikipedia page read. “He is the son of Kelly and Layne Van Noy. He was college roommates and a mentor to football player and former Lions teammate Ziggy Ansah and best friends with BYU basketball player Brandon Davies. Van Noy is married to former Miss Utah USA winner, Marissa Powell. Van Noy is a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. He has two sons, Michael Felger Van Noy and Anthony Massarotti Van Noy. His family has a pet parrot named Max Kellerman.”