Jason Whitlock Reveals Details Of Patriots’ ‘Funeral’ Ahead Of Wild Card Game

The New England Patriots played against the Miami Dolphins and lost the regular-season finale. Nobody expected things to take this turn, but the Patriots lost the game. According to Jason Whitlock, this is the Patriots funeral.

Whitlock is convinced that the Titans can win this game.

“…It’s over. Say it with me, ‘O-V-E-R,’” Whitlock said on FS1’s “Speak For Yourself. “Brian Flores and the Miami Dolphins killed the Patriots dynasty yesterday. Seventeen-and-a-half-point underdogs bounced the Patriots out of the two-seed and a first-round playoff bye. Ryan Fitzpatrick’s touchdown dart with 20 seconds to play pushed the Patriots into the Wild Card round, put Tennessee in position to perform last rights on Belichick and Brady this Saturday at 8 p.m. ET. CBS’ Jim Nantz and Tono Romo will officiate the funeral. In lieu of flowers, Belichick has asked NFL fans in Kansas City, Baltimore, Houston and Buffalo to send sideline hand signals from their favorite football teams. Watching the Patriots disintegrate into madness felt far better than I anticipated.

“Look, I respect (Bill) Belichick and (Tom) Brady and all that they represent, but 20 years of unchecked power is too long. As a Chiefs fan, this demise is sweet and overdue. Saturday night, when Ryan Tannehill, Derrick Henry and Mike Vrabel, another Belichick disciple, finish off the Patriots, I will transition into giving Belichick and Brady the same kind of respect I gave and give Michael Jordan once his Bulls dynasty ended. But today, I’m celebrating. The Patriots are dead. Vintage Tom Brady isn’t walking through that door. His receivers stink, they can’t match his level of commitment. Brady questioned his younger teammates’ commitment last Friday, two days before the Dolphins came into Gillette Stadium and ruined Brady’s bye week. Hell, there are even rumors Belichick might be interested in the Giants job. Oh my, would I love to see Belichick leave the AFC. That would be awesome. Leave the AFC to John Harbaugh, Lamar Jackson, Andy Reid and Patrick Mahomes. I’m getting ahead of myself. First, we must prepare for Saturday’s funeral. The Patriots are favored by 5 1/2 points. The oddsmakers in Vegas don’t know the Patriots are dead yet. Lucky for you and me, we can turn a profit on their death.”

Whitlock made a mistake with this one. He can’t just make a theory without a solid base.

Should New England take down Tennessee, players will travel to Kansas City for a divisional-round game against Kansas City. Patrick Mahomes and his team came out on top in the teams’ Week 14 game, but the Patriots have so much to offer.


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