Martellus Bennett Gives Brother Epic Advice About Patriots Teammates

Michael Bennett signed a contract with the New England Patriots. His brother, Martellus Bennett, decided to give him some advice.

Martellus took to Instagram to congratulate his brother on the new deal, and went through some of his teammates.

“Congratulations to the best dressed defensive lineman in football [Michael Bennett] on signing with [the Patriots].” Bennett wrote on Instagram. “I’m excited to see you do work on the field in front of the best fans in all of sports. Just stay out of Bill’s way and he won’t [expletive] with you. Although I think you both will have a lot to discuss as you both love history. [Devin McCourty] is a hater, but not Jason. He’s cool. [James Develin] is a good dude to talk to about life. You’ll like him. He has a thirst for growth as a human. 

See Martellus Bennett’s Instagram post here.

“[Tom Brady] is real down to earth. We bonded over interior decor. You to will probably bond over traveling and places you love outside of the US. [Duron Harmon] has a wonderful family. Def take the kids over there. [Julian Edelman] will probably piss you off one day, don’t punch him. Lol. He just had one speed and that’s hard. [Dont’a Hightower] is smooth. Y’all will probably have the most in common on defense in style and demeanor as competitors.

“Ted [Harper] the nutritionist is dope. He reads a lot as do you. He really knows his [expletive]. Moses [Cabrera] is a good dude but he be tripping with the workouts. Nancy I’m sure you meet her. She’s the best. Darryl is my guy. You’ll get to know him. He’s the black trainer. Hahaha. They have the best training staff. 

[Patrick Chung] is a dog like you out there, one of the toughest guys. You’ll like playing with him. It’s a good group of guys that are very welcoming and just want to compete and win. Berj is the guy with all of the answers don’t believe the hype about anyone else being the person with answers. I plan on poaching him from Bill and the team one day to come help run things [at the Imagination Agency]. I told him this. Live in Boston if you can. No offense, but Foxboro is not the place to be unless it’s game day. Lol. But yaayyyy I’m excited for you. I know there’s a lot of pressure to come in a city after I’ve left my mark of awesomeness there but just be yourself and they’ll love almost as much as they loved me.

“I forgot about [Rob Gronkowski]. He’s a lot smarter than people think.”